Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 April 2023

So the losers think that they have me.
They don't.
They never have.
They never will.
I have the lord on my side,
I know he will provide.
I have doubts,
and there is only so much
I will go without.

Look, it doesn't need to rhyme.
Sometimes it just does.

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