Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 July 2021

Is it safe to write on here?

Is it?

The Spoof has the best writers, the biggest genius, and I will fit right in amongst them all.

Bigly.

I used to be someone.

Did you?

Ivanka, honey, have you seen my book?

Has anyone seen my book?

It will blow their tiny little minds.