Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 September 2019

I always knew I was a popular, charismatic person, but even I was surprised at how popular I am! It's like early Germany crowds and they all love me no matter what the fuck I do and what bullshit I say! I must be in heaven! Anyways, speaking of heaven and religion and all that, I'm going to see if I can get the government to kick in on some kind of shrine to me that we could start building now. I was thinking of something along the lines of that building in India Melania mentioned - the Taj Major or something like that.
I'll get Jarrad to check it out.