Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Monday, 1 March 2021

So, that went well, didn't it? I mean, when I said I was going to run again in 2024, did you hear the cheers? I know I did, and my ears never lie, unlike my tongue.

Anyway, I suppose I can learn some lessons from the previous time, can't I?
Show a bit of humility. I mean, although I am the best president that America ever had, not everyone likes to be reminded of that, do they?