Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 29 February 2020

I have the best. All the good words. Like Best. And Good.
It is leap day today, and it is a day for doing something out of the ordinary. So I will do that. I will be nice to everyone.

Eric, Donald Jr, Baron, I know in the past I have said some horrendously nasty things about you, but I am sorry. You are the three people in the world that I am most proud of. Other than me, obviously, and your sisters.....Yes, I even mentioned Tiffany.

All of my staff, I take my hats off to you. If you let me get my own way all of the time, we would have all have been doomed by now. Thank you.