Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Monday, 31 March 2025

Well Hello there all of my fake news reading fans.

I have all of the best words, quality words, and I know all of the best people, quality people. Have I told you that lately? No, do I look like Van Morrison?
Loser, hasn't had a big hit for a while now, has he?

Anyway, I have wars to fight, and people with big hands to disagree with.