Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 February 2018

Melania's been acting strange ever since my payoff to Stormy Tempest became public. She hasn't talked to me or even been near me since the story broke. She wouldn't let me sit by her and took a different car to the State of the Union speech, which I nailed, by the way.

What's worse is she keeps asking me about where my bank accounts are and what my properties are worth, etc., just like Ivana and Marla did right before they filed divorce papers on me. And right before I want to make all my money more liquid, in case I have to leave the country real quickly or something.

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