Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2018

Daddy asked me to write for him in his diary again since he is too plastered, I mean medicated, to hold a pen. He always picks me, Eric, for the really important jobs like this.
So Daddy has been medicated for the past few weeks. Ever since that Rainy Daniels or whatever her name is, that thing. Mommy Ivana thinks it's really funny. Well, I guess everybody does except for Daddy and that lawyer that paid off Daddy's porn star out of his own account. Daddy's starting to think I'm NOT the stupidest person on the planet, like he used to say. So it's a pretty good day.

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