Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2018

Dear Diary, Time to do my daily sweep for Obama's bugs. I know they're still here somewhere. Wait! What's that? Is one of those Secretive Service guys out there? Who are these guys anyways? What do we know about them? I should go out and fire somebody so they're on their guard and know I'm not letting them get away with anything. And those phony reporters say I'm paranoid.