Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 25 January 2018

So I guess Melania's really upset about that Stormy Tempest thing and think she' punishing me by not going to Davos, Switzerland. She said, "The last place I want to go is a boring economic meeting in the middle of winter in a country where it's winter all the time. And worst of all, with YOU!" That's the last thing she said to me, a week ago. Geez, she knew I was an asshole when she married me!

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