Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 March 2018

This is Eric, writing in Daddy's diary because he is so BUSY lately. He's got Korean dictators to threaten, process servers to avoid, porn stars to pay off, and he's way behind on his tweeting. Right now, he's got to work on his latest smokescreen to keep people from talking about all the Russian and porn star stuff. His latest smokescreen is the tariff on steel and aluminum. That's got them talking! Way to go Daddy!