Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 February 2018

My lawyer says I have to make out an up-to-date will. My old one leaves everything to Marla and Tiffany and Ivanka. I guess I can put the 2 stooges, Donald Jr. and Eric, back in, and take Tiffany and Marla out. I can't even remember who Tiffany is anyways.

I love my new remote control. I can control every television in the White House with it, and some of the surrounding neighborhood!