Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2018

This is Eric, writing for my Daddy. He doesn't want anyone to know that he's having a nervous breakdown, on top of his usual dementia. I'm supposed to keep it a secret so at least I think it's ok for Daddy's diary to know. Wow! This is the most important thing he's ever let me do! Maybe he'll let me drive the Maserati sometime!