Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 January 2018

Well, I knew it would come to this. I'm surrounded by traitors and incompetents. Once again I've got to do it all myself. That's what Vladimir does. He said I could call him that instead of Master Putin.

So, I've got a great idea! I'm going to fire everyone and then have a new TV show where the winners get jobs in the White House. I'm such a stable genius!