Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 31 January 2018

Well, I really wowed them tonight with my State of the Union address. Wow, who comes up with this stuff? Sure glad I have speechwriters. I can't imagine writing all that middle class stuff. I wonder how many of those facts I gave were true? Oh well, who cares, I really sold it to them! I've got to say, I get more and more awesome all the time!