Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 16 January 2015

Dear Diary,

I was walking through Trump Towers, which I do several times a day so I can pretend to be ignoring the people who are excited to see me, and I saw myself on TV. Wow, I am looking good! I think I look better every day! Especially my hair.

I have to make a note to get rid of all the mirrors in here since they are so distracting. If I keep seeing myself I'll never get any work done. I have to judge a beauty contest and then hire a few people so I'll have someone to fire tomorrow.

Love,

me


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