Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 September 2013

Dear Diary - I heard that Kim Jong Un made a comment about my hair on the North Korean National News Agency, The Rice Paddy.

Well the little Asian Pillsbury Doughboy is one to be talking about people's hair.

He looks like he got his hair cut with an egg beater.

That goofy-looking fruit cup has pissed me off and I am seriously thinking about buying 10 missiles and giving them to South Korea.

Donald Trump