Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Dear Diary - Now that Celebrity Apprentice is over and Trace Adkins, the person I wanted to win won, I will now have to find a way to stay in the public eye.

I hate to say it but I am one conceited, egotistical SOB and just like Paris Hilton, I crave being in the limelight or in my case the spotlight.

I guess I'll just revert to my same old boring spiel about the birth certificate issue. I know that the president was born in the United States, but I just relish being a horse's behind...a very, very rich horse's behind.

Donald Trump

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