Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

So welcome to the billionaires club to Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook, which has gone public on the wall St exchange today.

It took me years to get where I am today, building up a real estate empire. He spends a couple of years tapping buttons on a pc and now he's richer than me.

And I have to worry about exchange rates and bank loans being called in.
Wonder if he'd lend me a billion If I ask him nicely?

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