Donald Trump - My Fake Diary
Friday, 14 September 2012
Dear Diary -
I called up Mitt Romney and I asked him why in the world he is refusing to release his income tax returns. He got all huffy with me and told me that it is none of my damn business.
I told him that it is my damn business because he is asking me to vote for him for the highest office in the land. I told him that if he was Mitt Romney, the greeter at a Walmart in Tulsa, Oklahoma, then I wouldn't give a flying flip about his income tax returns.
But I am not going to vote for any one who is hiding something. And if he refuses to release his tax returns then like they say down in Natchez, Mississippi, tu and tu be fo, and I will cast my vote for President Obama, who has released his income tax returns, his birth certificate, and even his social security number.
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