Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

so George Clooney helped Obama raise $15 million towards his Presidential re-election campaign.

He held a banquet in his garden shed at $40,000 a plate for his celebrity friends. And he also did a public raffle, selling tickets at $3 where two lucky members of the public got to come along.

I will help Mitt Romney do the same thing, but we will charge $80,000 a plate - the meal will be made by Gordon Ramsey and be twice as good - and $50 for the members of the public raffle. To be honest, Mitt and myself get uncomfortable around poor people.

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