Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 March 2012

A well known Tv network have been in touch, asking would I be interested in presenting a new reality show? Called "SHOW ME YOUR PASSPORT!

Sounds like a piss-take to be honest, obviously a dig at me for campaigning to see Obama's passport, because I believed he was born in Kenya.

They want me to take residence at JFK airport and take any dodgy looking visitors into a side room and grill them about why they're in America.

You know what - piss-take or not - I'd bloody enjoy that!