Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 23 September 2012

Dear Diary -

So Romney finally released one of his income tax returns - big whoop!

It really tells me nothing. So he made $13.7 million and paid taxes totaling $1.9 million - big deal. That is just part of being a businessman.

I want to see his income tax statements from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007. Those babies are the ones that could hold secrets that "Pompadour Boy" does not want the American people to see.

And while I am at it - I think that tomorrow I will be going on national television and asking to see Romney's birth certificate. I still think that Mitt the Twit was born in Mexico.

Donald Trump

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