Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Richard Branson has rung me up. Do I want to buy a seat on his Virgin Galactic flight to space. For £200,000 of his English money.

He's a good salesman for someone who is permanently whacked out on weed.
He says I can be the first real estate developer on the moon - and I can double the billion I am already worth. That guy smokes way toooooo much!