Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 May 2012

Wow - Facebook is worth like a hundred billion dollars!

No bricks, no mortar, no construction workers, no cement, just thin air!
A hundred billion - juts like that. I'm in the wrong business. I'm going to sell all my property and learn how to operate a computer.

Or better still - my new Apprentice can do it for me!

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