Donald Trump - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 5 May 2012
I have just opened a new Trump Towers - but in Istanbul, Turkey.
They are the first Trump Towers in Europe.
In two conjoined towers are Trump Towers Istanbul Sisli, Istanbul. One of the towers is an office tower, and the other a residential tower, consisting of over 200 residences.
I'm not sure that bloke with a Handlebar mustache selling doner kebab from a trolley standing outside the main entrance is the image I want associated with my vision. He will have to be moved on.