Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

I've decided to back Mitt Romney for president. For a start I know for certain that he was born in America. I've seen his birth certificate.

Not like the fella we've got at the moment Barack Osama. I've heard rumours he was born in Dublin. In Ireland! And after being born there he and his family came to Boston to live and grow up.

Shocking, but we do not want an Irishman as President. The Irish has a history of being ridiculed around the world in jokes. A bit like George W Bush.