Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

I have decided to start a campaign to throw Sacha Baron Cohen out of the United States. At the Oscars he threw ashes over Ryan Seacrest and that is just not on.

As people know, I am very active in campaigns, namely demanding to see Barack Obama's birth certificate, building golf courses in Scotland and backing Mitt Romney for the republican Presidential nomination.

If we can get rid of Cohen, I may extend the campaign to get rid of all British celebrities from America, namely Ricky Gervais, Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Craig Ferguson.

Not Susan Boyle though, I liker her, she's real sexy and she turns me on.