Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

That Sacha Baron Cohen is a douche bag, going to the Oscars dressed as a 'dictator' and throwing the so called ashes of Kim Jong Il all over Ryan Seacrest's suit. He should be punched in the face. He is a loser. If he had done that to me and I lent down to clean it off, my toupee could have fallen off and it would have been very embarrassing for me. I'm doubling my security immediately.

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