Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Dear Diary -

Well here it is a brand new year and I was just sitting around thinking about what kind of a New Year's resolution I should make.

And then it hit me. I am a billionaire. And billionaire's like me do not need to be making any New Year's resolutions.

That kind of stuff is for commoners like Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, and Ron Paul who said that they would not participate in my debate.

Well to those folks I say, may Rick Perry kick y'alls asses like Vermont molasses and Kentucky blue grasses.

Donald Trump