Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 December 2011

Dear Diary -

I have never been angrier than I am right now. First only two of the top seven GOP candidates say that they will participate in my debate and now Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich who were the only two who had agreed to participate have told Anderson Cooper that they were not really going to show up and just say that they had something more important to do.

More important? More important?

I'll show Newton and Ricky how important those two twits are to me. I will have my team of personal investigators start searching for dirt on those two backstabbers.

Plus I am going to run on my own party which I will be creating and naming soon.

Donald "Don't Mess With Me" Trump

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