Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Dear Diary -

If Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, and Jon Huntsman think that they are going to get away with embarrassing me they are all sadly mistaken.

I am going to see to it that whenever they come to New York that the NYPD makes sure that their cars get ticketed for something, I don't care what, but something.

No one makes a fool out of Donald Trump - I am the "King of New York City."

I'll show them. And what the hell is up with that blonde bitch who is getting married to Rosie O'Donnell. I mean does she really want to be married to a he-woman who has more facial hair than Piers Morgan.

Donald Trump