Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 June 2011

I must find a new hair-weaver People are starting to talk. I could stand being 'bankrupt' because that was just a PR move...but my hair is looking awful and I need a new 'look'.

Someone suggested I shave my head...but then |I'd get NO press.

I am known for my hair just the same way Rapunzel was in the Fairy Tale....and I consider MYSELF to be a Fairy Tale.

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