Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
March 12th, 2012
Dear Diary,
How I miss George W. Bush.
I've had very few laughs since leaving the White House. Except for that third guy I shot in the face the other day. Hee Hee Better watch the heart.
That first guy I shot, who was that?
Anyway he wasn't so bad until he had a heart attack!
He was carrying on like he was dying. I told him, "Get up and walk it off! I've had twenty-four. (At the time. 27 now)
I actually had one after I heard George say ''I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.''
That one almost killed me.
The Dickster
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