Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 22 July 2013

Obama never returns my calls. All I want is one of those drones. Man, I'd love to have one of those toys. I'm trying to develop some new hobbies. Some guy down the street has a remote-controlled airplane and a helicopter he operates with a joystick. He said I should've invaded China when I had the chance. I'll show him. I'll blast his flying contraptions right out of the sky. Then I'll blow up some kid's treehouse in a nearby subdivision. He keeps stealing my morning newspaper. There's this old fogy next street over who insults me. He said I should've invaded Mexico when I had the chance. I'll get him, too. His toolshed's on my hit list. Then his swimming pool. Maybe I'll annihilate his doghouse. Yup, I'll start my own black ops, just me, myself and I. Over & out.