Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 May 2013

Dear Diary - I am a lonely man, a very lonely man. The other day I was having lunch at a McDonald's and I asked an elderly couple sitting in the next booth if they knew who I was.

The man said no. The woman looked at me and after a few moments she replied, yeah you're that All-State Mayhem guy.

I guess I may just move to Brazil like I had planned to do two years ago.

Dick Cheney.