Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 2 November 2011
Dear Diary -
Well I have written another book and made a few more dollars. The way I see it, if I write about six books a year I should have enough money to afford that hunting lease down in South Texas that I have had my eyes on for the past three years.
I called up Donnie Rumsfeld and asked him if he wanted to go bird hunting with me and the little SOB hung up on me.
I guess he must be allergic to feathers.
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