Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Dear Diary -

I have been asked to throw my hat into the GOP ring and run for president. But I don't know.

I don't want to hurt my grandmother's feelings and just brush off her suggestion, but I really do not think that I would get that many votes.

And besides I am too good to be president. I am Dick Cheney. I am the son-of-a-bitch who thought up the cockamamie story of the Weapons of Mass Destruction.

I really need to be in Hollywood writing movie scripts.

Dick Cheney

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