Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Dear Diary -

I don't know why it is that people do not like me. A lot of them tell me that they don't like that I am one of the ones responsible for that "Weapons of Mass Destruction" bullshit statement.

Well I had nothing to do with it...nothing! It was that weasel looking Donnie Rumsfeld and Georgie Bush who dreamed it up.

And they did it to convince the American people into letting Georgie invade Iraq.

I told him that I did not want to lie to the American people and especially to the American Republicans but I was of course outvoted 2-1.