Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 May 2011

Dear Diary -

I am getting sick and tired of people saying that I was the one who made up the damn lie about there being weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

I knew that there weren't any but Donnie Rumsfeld and Georgie Bush convinced me to throw in with them and lie to the American people and get them all scared by telling them that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

Donnie and Georgie said that if the three of us tossed that lie out there that everyone, even the most hardcore Democrats would not be able to go against that because if they did they would be called unAmerican.

And so the only reason I went along with them was because I got outvoted 2 to 1.

Dick Cheney

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