Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Dear Diary - I'm tired of saying stuff and having everyone simply ignore it. I hate that no one gives a rat's ass about what I have to say.

I am still relevant and I am not like that Alaskan flash-in-the-pan, Sarah "Snowballs" Palin who keeps forcing herself on the American public.

Hell, I was one of the three authors of that infamous, non-existing Weapons of Mass Destruction BS.

I am going to keep on talking until people start listening to me again, especially that bunch at CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, Telemundo, and Galavision.

Dicky Cheney