Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 May 2011

Dear Diary -

So Donnie Trump has said he ain't running for president after all. Well la-di-da.

I kinda had a feeling that the fella with the hairdo from hell would end up backing out.

I guess he just didn't want to get his bagel butt kicked by a woman who can shoot a reindeer's pecker off at 300 yards.

Dick Cheney

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