Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 May 2011

Dear Diary -

I told everyone that there were weapons of mass destruction in Pakistan, but no one believed me. Everyone said that old "Dickless" Cheney is crazy.

Well tell me now, who's crazy now? I knew that once we found the weapons of mass destruction that we would find Oksana Grigorieva, I mean Oklahoma Sooner, I mean...oh yeah Osama Where Ya Bin Laying.

Dicky Cheney