Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Dear Diary -

Well it looks like the cat is finally out of the bag. And now the whole world knows that there never were any weapons of mass destruction (WMDs).

Like Georgie Bush, Donnie Rumsfeld, and of course myself figured it was just the only way that we could get the American people behind us 100 percent in order to invade Iraq and get back at Saddam Hussein for insulting Georgie's daddy by calling him a spineless twit among several other choice words that I have long since forgotten.

I read the other day that Donnie had told Oprah Winfrey that it was all my idea. Well Donnie is a weasel. He is the one who actually first dreamed up this great big lie.

I did not like it from the very beginning but I was outvoted 2-1.

I'm hungry. I am going to stop writing now and drive down to McDonald's and buy me a Happy Meal...wow, how ironic is that?

Dicky