Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 22 November 2010

Dear Diary,

Did a little deer hunting in Wisconsin today. I didn't see anything because the rim of my beer can was blocking my vision. A guy in our party did find us a good place to stay, but the place has too many stairs for my old heart to take, so I have been sleeping in my car.

I look forward to tonight because we are going into town to see the local sights, wink, wink.

See ya,

Dick