David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 October 2006

Yo! The Hoff man here.

I passed a mirror this morning. I was looking so fine I just had to stop for an hour or so to admire the view.

Left my fly unzipped and went jogging this afternoon. Wow, I got so many hot chicks pointing at my crotch it was unbelieveable.

Better go now, Kit's getting lonely without me.