David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 February 2004

My hair's been really bothering me lately... stalking me in fact. I just might have to get a Restraining Order against it if this keeps up. Do other gorgeous men go through this?

I wonder...

Well, enough about my hair. What's REALLY bothering me is my thumb. They keep insisting that I flash it with that stupid "thumbs up" sign for every publicity photo. Little do they know where the little guy's been.

I should get a new job... one where I can be more special.

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