David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 December 2003

Just found the 'Master's pleasure' button in Kitt.

All this time and I never knew such a device existed. Kitt kept quiet about it strangely.

I used it last night and boy did I come

back for more.

It's a vibrating cushing pad with an impression in it.

You put it on the back of your neck and it really massages those aches and pains right out.