David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary
Friday, 5 December 2003
Went crime busting at the evil texan oil tycoon's mansion.
He was stealing oil via a tap from a respected oil tycoon.
The bad tycoon was wearing his massive stetson and was smelling wads of dollar bills.
He tried to run a key down the paint work of kitt. But he wasn't having that and ran over his toe!
Once again good triumphs over evil, the innocent are saved, the rich bastards are not!
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