David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 31 January 2007

January 31, 2007

Woke up to discover I'd been the butt of a nationwide "joke's on you" bit proffered by a very homely contestant trying out for last night's American Idol

To Do List:

1. Get hair done

2. Contact agent immediately, I could turn this into something big

3. Don't forget glycerine drops for next Idol finale